Where I've been?

I had a lot of people saying, "Sammy, where you been?"

Well, Isabella and I have been, y'know, hibernating... Sometimes it's not easy to go out with her because I know everyone who sees her wants to get it on with her. I have to protect her! I know they fantasize about kissing her and fondling her beautiful body and i know they're all just pillow-humping losers who have never kissed a girl.

What is it with these X-files loving-Alias Mpg collecting-Klingonese speaking FREAKS who are all trying to steal my girl friend?

I decided I'm not going to put a picture of her on the web yet.

Ha, Ha! You'll have to find fake naked pictures of Deana Troi online for now!

ISABELLA IS MINE!... we're developing a TV show together!

Having a blog sort of sucks

That's right. It sucks - I'm supposed to tell you what I did or thought or whatever over the last little while, but I don't know if I want to. So, that's all for now. Why don't you take a guess?!?!?!

Last Night

The old woman who runs this place was in my beers! I know she was. There were a few missing. I had a few last night and wasn't so mad about it. STILL!!!!! Anyway, if i can find the old coot, I'll let her have it. I like burping. It feels good. Guess I better move my picture into the top corner like the rest of you slaves!

Now, will you get off my back?!

So, this is me, okay.
Great... Hope you're happy now. Beer me.